Follow me! www.twitter.com www.tobyturner.com http A mattress is a mat or pad, usually placed on top of a bed, upon which to sleep or lie. The word mattress is derived from Arabic words meaning “to throw” and “place where something is thrown” or “mat, cushion.” During the Crusades, Europeans adopted the Arabic method of sleeping on cushions thrown on the floor, and the word materas eventually descended into Middle English through the Romance languages.[1] Though a mattress may be placed directly on the floor, it is usually placed on top of a platform (such as a platform bed or a metal box-spring or a slatted foundation) to be further from the ground. Historically, mattresses have been filled with a variety of natural materials, including straw and feathers. Modern mattresses usually contain either an inner spring core or materials such as latex, viscoelastic, or other polyurethane-type foams. Mattresses may also be filled with air or water, or a variety of natural fibres, such as in futons. Insomnia is a symptom[1] which can accompany several sleep, medical and psychiatric disorders, characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Insomnia is typically followed by functional impairment while awake. Both organic and non-organic insomnia without other cause constitute a sleep disorder, primary insomnia.[2] One definition of insomnia is “difficulties initiating and/or maintaining sleep, or nonrestorative sleep, associated with …
September 1st, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Last time i tried doing something like this i got grounded for a year. >_>
September 1st, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Fuck yeah! Fuck with those kids minds!
September 1st, 2010 at 2:17 pm
@tobuscus go 4 it….. ur hilarius………
September 1st, 2010 at 2:30 pm
but know you have all the monsters
September 1st, 2010 at 2:46 pm
i was the youngest and like when i turned 16 it was like i wasnt there T_T
September 1st, 2010 at 3:29 pm
im still the youngest
September 1st, 2010 at 3:54 pm
no i want spikes on the bottom lawl toby u need and i specify NEED to do stand up!
September 1st, 2010 at 4:30 pm
meow. hiya toby! cool vid.
September 1st, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I LOOOOOOOOOOVE you.
September 1st, 2010 at 5:27 pm
is your niece black? lmao u made her sound like it
September 1st, 2010 at 5:31 pm
pause at 0:27 seconds for a desturbing face
September 1st, 2010 at 5:38 pm
yeah you should be on comedy central presents: Toby Turner
September 1st, 2010 at 5:43 pm
lol you bribed your mom!
September 1st, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Love ur vids man… Got a group of friends crazy about ur comedy, and we re european, Italian =)
September 1st, 2010 at 7:07 pm
is it just me of does this guy look like david tennant?
September 1st, 2010 at 7:27 pm
You are a terrible person.
September 1st, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Dude, scaring your niece for a matress is awesome. Tell her about bedbugs!
September 1st, 2010 at 8:53 pm
dude, you’re awesome!
September 1st, 2010 at 9:26 pm
@tobuscus lol ur great dude!
September 1st, 2010 at 10:05 pm
isn’t your mom in a bunch of videos? like the Facebook Parodies and Mangina?
September 1st, 2010 at 10:19 pm
you are sooo good at acting like a girl…..well…and a guy. both. well…yes. both.
September 1st, 2010 at 11:14 pm
this has tickled me.
September 1st, 2010 at 11:35 pm
meanwhile theres matteress ads all over the page!!!!! lololol
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:14 am
awesome lol
September 2nd, 2010 at 1:07 am
LOVE the fake crying.
“They’re comfortable!”… awesome.